who should tiger F next?
Kylie Bisutti, Victoria’s Secret Model
Pros: smoking hot, 19, can apparently dislodge her jaw, smoking hot, will give me excuse to post more pictures of her, smoking hot.
Cons: has only been “famous” for two weeks. having sex with Tiger will make her inevitable hookups with Derek Jeter and David Spade less exciting.
Sarah Palin, author, c-word
Pros: she looks like that chick from 30Rock, old pitbull analogy = must love doggie style.
Cons: pillow talk, also… isn’t she like 50? gross.
Lindsay Lohan, former child star
Pros: will answer every single booty call because it’s not like she has anything else to do
Cons: you’ll have to tell people you had sex with Lindsay Lohan. people like your doctor.
The Black Chick From Clueless
Just kidding. Let’s move on to more white women.
Lisa Ann, pornstar MILF
Pros: looks like that chick from 30Rock, gets paid money to have sexual intercourse on camera… which is a pro for Tiger
Cons: none that I can think of
Taylor Swift, america’s sweetheart
Pros: total image fixer. everybody loves Miss Swift. plus she’s cute as hell and has that youthful energy that tiger may not be able to ‘wear out’
Cons: might not want to- has spotty history with black people.
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