Dec 10
Hey Kids- listen up. If you eat your vitamins, practice every day, and say your prayers*, someday you’ll be able to pound strange ass with reckless abandon like Eldrick Tiger Woods.
Just kidding. No you won’t. Because we’re witnessing greatness.
You are NOT Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods f’s kids like you for breakfast!!!!**
*or just wear Nike
**tiger woods does not F kids for breakfast, or any other meal for that matter. he waits until you’re 18, then, if you’re a white female, THAT’S when tiger woods has sex with you.
