Dec 10
tiger woods wears out women like jaimee grubbs. the only thing you've ever worn out was your welcome. also, he has a tight ass- you could stand to lose a few.
- Jaimee: miss u
- Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy
- Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the past 2 months
- Tiger: I need you
- Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
- Tiger: I will wear you out soon
- (these are real text messages from snarkfood.com that definitely led to epic f'ing)
